Used underwear, bras and hosiery
Choose normal daily wear, 24 hours, 48 hours, overnight wear or workout wear, with prices shown beside each option.
Worn underwear UK · Adults onlyWear it.
Wear it.
Seal it.
Send it.
Shop discreetly for worn underwear and used knickers in your chosen style, colour, size and wear time. Every order is prepared by a verified adult and sent in plain packaging.
Plain packagingNo branding on the outside
Adult verifiedStrictly for buyers and sellers aged 18+
Secure paymentPayPal or bank transfer
Choose who prepares it
Meet the wearers.
Choose Sarah, Casey, Emma, Harriet or Lucy on any product card. Their usual size is selected automatically. Choose “Any wearer” if you would rather select the size yourself and keep the identity a surprise.
A private extra in every parcel: before dispatch, a keepsake photograph is taken of your chosen wearer wearing the ordered item. It is printed, given a handwritten note on the back and placed privately inside your parcel—it is never uploaded to the website. Choose “Any wearer” and the wearer remains a surprise until you open your parcel.
Worn underwear, selected your way.
Smelly Dirty Cat is a UK adults-only worn-underwear boutique. Choose from thongs, G-strings, briefs, French knickers, lacy pants, bras, tights, socks, hold-ups and stockings, then select your preferred colour, size and wear time. Bras include separate back and cup sizing, while tights include a choice of denier. We also consider personalised requests for footwear and other safe, dry-worn items.
Personalised worn items
Request another wearable item, preferred size, colour and wear option. Availability and pricing are confirmed privately before payment.
Discreet UK delivery
Orders are sealed and sent in plain packaging with no Smelly Dirty Cat branding displayed on the outside.
Can I choose the style and size?
Yes. The shop includes underwear, bras, tights, socks, hold-ups and stockings with colour, size and wear choices. Bras include back and cup selectors, while tights include a denier selector.
Can I request an exact item from a picture?
Yes. Upload a picture or share a product link. We confirm availability and the full personalised price before payment and sourcing.
Are orders discreet?
Yes. Orders are sealed and posted in plain outer packaging. The service is strictly for adults aged 18 or over.
Pick your
perfect pair.
Choose the style, colour, exact size and dry-wear preference you want, then add it straight to your bag. Bras include back and cup sizing, tights include denier, and hosiery includes item type and finish.
More than underwearOther items &
Other items &
exact-item requests.
Looking for footwear or another wearable item? Tell us what you want and how you would like it worn. These requests are individually quoted by private reply.
Want something different?
Request an item.
Tell us what style, colour, size and safe dry-wear preference you have in mind. We’ll review your request and reply by email with availability and an individual price.
Your order, your way
Four simple steps.
Choose your preferences, enter your delivery details, then pay securely through PayPal or use the bank-transfer backup.
1
Choose a style
Select the cut, colour and length of wear you prefer.
2
Give delivery details
Enter the address for discreet, plain packaging.
3
Choose how to pay
Pay securely with PayPal or use the bank-transfer details shown after checkout.
4
Order prepared
Once payment is confirmed, your order is prepared and dispatched.
Please read before ordering
Terms & Conditions.
These terms apply to orders placed with Smelly Dirty Cat. By placing an order, you confirm that you are at least 18 years old and accept these terms.
1. Product images and availability
Photographs are illustrative examples only. The exact pair shown may not be the pair received. Brand, fabric, lace pattern, trim and small design details can vary depending on what we can source and buy to prepare your order. We will make reasonable efforts to match the style, size and colour family selected. If a materially matching item is unavailable, we will ask you to approve a substitute or offer cancellation and a refund before preparation begins.
2. Adults only
You must be 18 or over to use this site or order. We may cancel an order if we reasonably believe the buyer is under 18 or the order is unlawful.
3. Prices, orders and payment
Prices are in pounds sterling and are based on the chosen wear option. Personalised requests are priced individually. Standard shop orders may be paid through PayPal or by bank transfer. An order is not accepted until PayPal confirms a completed payment or cleared bank-transfer payment is received and we send confirmation. Please retain and use the order reference supplied at checkout.
4. Personalised preparation
Each item is sourced and prepared to the selected preferences. Change-of-mind cancellation may not be available once sourcing or personalised preparation has begun. You may request cancellation before then by email. This never limits your legal rights if goods are faulty, not as described or otherwise fail legal requirements.
5. Mystery boxes and requests
Mystery-box contents intentionally vary, so exact design and colour are not guaranteed unless confirmed in writing. If “Any wearer” is selected, the wearer remains a surprise until the parcel is opened. Custom requests are subject to availability and a written quote. For an exact-item request, we will confirm the specific item and total price before payment, then source the agreed item after cleared payment is received. If it becomes unavailable before purchase, we will offer an agreed alternative or a refund. We may refuse any request that is illegal, unsafe, unhygienic or cannot reasonably be fulfilled.
6. Wearer choice and private photo cards
Sarah normally wears medium, Casey small, Emma large, Harriet medium and Lucy medium. A named-wearer choice is subject to availability; if that wearer cannot fulfil the order, we will ask you to approve a change or offer cancellation and a refund before preparation. Before dispatch, a keepsake photograph is taken of the selected or surprise wearer wearing the ordered item. It is printed, given a handwritten note on the reverse and placed inside the parcel; these item-wearing photographs are not uploaded to the website. Photo cards are private, for the buyer’s personal use only, and must not be copied, published, sold or shared without the wearer’s written permission.
7. Hygiene and prohibited contents
Items are supplied sealed. For health and hygiene reasons, an item cannot be returned after its seal has been broken unless it is faulty or misdescribed. We do not supply items containing blood, faeces, urine, semen or other visible bodily fluids.
8. Delivery
Orders are sent in discreet packaging to the address supplied. Preparation and dispatch estimates will be confirmed by email; unless another time is agreed, delivery will be within 30 days. We remain responsible for the parcel until it is delivered. Tell us promptly about a late, missing or damaged parcel.
9. Problems, refunds and returns
Email us before returning anything so we can give safe return instructions. Where an item is faulty, not as described or not fit for purpose, the legal remedies available to you are unaffected. Approved refunds will be returned using an agreed method.
10. Privacy
We use the name, email address, delivery address and order details you provide to process payment, prepare and deliver the order, communicate with you and keep records required by law. We do not sell personal data. Information is kept only as long as reasonably needed for these purposes, then securely deleted. Contact us to ask about your data or exercise your data-protection rights.
11. Liability, changes and law
Nothing in these terms excludes liability or consumer rights that cannot legally be excluded. These terms may be updated for future orders; the version accepted when an order is placed applies to that order. These terms are governed by the law of England and Wales, while mandatory protections in your home jurisdiction still apply.
12. Contact and complaints
Smelly Dirty Cat is the trading name used for this shop. Questions, cancellations, privacy requests or complaints should be emailed to smellydirtycat@gmail.com. We aim to acknowledge complaints promptly and work towards a fair resolution.
Last updated: 4 October 2026. These terms are general website wording and do not replace advice from a qualified legal professional.